Saturday, November 26, 2005

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Phantom menace is but a scaddy cat.
So timid, so gentle, so lost...
It's toilet trained (Pees in the Gents WC... haha sorry guys)
Doesn't create a mess anymore as it has been fed.
Currently residing at Level 3 Gents.
Waiting for the owner to put up notices or for anyone to adopt it. Any takers?

Master Roarie had sent out a notice to all Jedis to allay all fears of the "Monster". He wrote:

Hi Jedis
I am glad to announce that the mystery animal that had been terrorising the Jedi HQ has been found. It is a cat (not too sure what breed) that looks very domesticated and clean. Doesn't happen to belong to anyone of you, does it? Anyway, it is now under the TLC of Master Purring Feline and company. Hope you do not mind that I remind you NOT to leave any food around in the Jedi HQ . Seal up any leftover food that you intend to eat later, eg biscuits to minimise any visits by these uninvited guests. Besides us, the Alarm Security Company also had to come down a few times to check on alarm activation late at night, which is very inconvenient. Thank you for your understanding and cooperation. I have no idea what Master Purring Feline intends to do with the cat but I don't think she will cook it so it's in safe hands

Master Roarie...

2 Comments:

At Tue Nov 29, 12:05:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Cat Tom Cat,
U'r cute but Fat
Couldn't catch a rat,
So u took a piss on my table mat
Bcuz of that
I'll never like a Cat!
c",)

 
At Tue Nov 29, 06:25:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cook n eat la... Why bother to find owner?

 

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