Master DarkChocoindryice VS Cockroach Empire.......... 4 - 0

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The following story is based on a true story which happened not too long ago at Simpleville

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Once upon a time in a far far away galaxy, there lived a princess, Princess 'master_cartwheeler'. She was known for her feminity, her smile and her ravishingly good looks. She was also very caring, like a sister to all. Alas, there was a flaw. She had no control of her life as she was controlled by the evil stepmother. As such, she was locked up in a dungeon where she lived in filth.

One day, she decided to take stock of her mess and clean up all that she possessed in the dungeon. The first day was fine and all was well. However, on the second day, in a dark corner of the dungeon, she chanced upon a cockcroach empire which infested the area.

"Arggghhhh..., " Princess 'master_cartwheeler' screamed as she leapt in horror, losing all her charm and grace. Miraculously, a Master Jedi "DarkChocoindryice" from the land of Naboo heard her cries and jumped to her rescue...

"Hiiiyaaakk... woong woong..." as Master Jedi stomped and slashed the evil king and queen of cockroaches to their doom with his trusted lightsabre. The now unglam Princess 'master_cartwheeler' hopped onto a nearby chair hugging her secret lover Mr Beasley to calm herself from the horror she just witnessed. At last, all was calm....

But only for awhile....(the story is not over)... As Master Jedi "DarkChocoindryice" was taking his leave, he accidentally stepped on a bag that was found in the dark corner. With his big feet, he squished out 2 or more cockroach eggs and nymphs covered in slime!!!!!!!!

"An empire of cockroaches, I killed??... Die, they must. Fear not.. Princess 'master_cartwheeler'. The force is with you..... "

With that, he whisked back to his Land of Naboo whilst the Princess sat and comtemplated what just happened so far....

Moral of the story: Clean up your desk every now and then... Good luck to those for have not cleared your mess!!!