6th day....New lessons to be learnt.. so listen up!

Lesson 1: Always cap your bottle before approaching the examiners

Candidate number 5 ( a kancheong spider) fumbled as she placed the bottle on the floor beside the table. In her haste to start the exam, she accidentally hit the bottle and since it was not capped properly, the NEW water spilt all over the floor and onto MY bag!!!!! Grrrrrr.... luckily for her.. mine is a G2000 bag and not a Gucci bag... so all was forgiven. No marks deducted for clumsiness.

Lesson 2: Don't speak in vulgarities or it'll be a habit

Ah Beng walks over...... Starts to read the passage....... Sees the phrase "Starting the buzzer...." Read it as "Starting the BASTARD" ..... Ah Beng panicks..... remains poise but only for a split second........ Mumbles "SHIT" ..... Continues reading...... Fumbles with another word...... Mumbles "SHIT" ..........

I bet his mind was going "F&*$! *$^!~!#%^&^%*&&%^#&!@.........."


Lesson 3: The word 'AISLES' is one syllabus and sounds like ARLS

Here are the different ways PhillyFellaVillains pronounce AISLES:
Ulcers
I - cells
Is -le
Ace-lers
ice-les (as in LES-bian)