It was not too long ago, some time during September that the cockroach empire struck the Jedi masters' headquarters... Though Master Chocoindryice defeated them all, they were not all wiped out...Alas, they struck again.. or so I thought....While all Jedis were having their long awaited break, I had to report for duty for a R meeting.. For without it, Simpleville's thrusts would be COE (whereby the value keeps fluctuating... hmmm rather apt huh?) Anyway, back to the main story. So as I 'loserly' walked to my workstation, I saw a pile of papers on floor near Master Chocoindryice's table but what freaked me out were the half-chewed, half-ripped lollipops. DEJA VU!!! The cockroach empire did that the last time they visited us Jedis.... FREAK!!! They're back with a vengence??? Poor defenceless moi, decided to call for reinforcements since the other Jedis were not around and the previous pest slayer had gone to Middle Earth for a 14-day mission. Up came Lao Lee who scrutinized the half-chewed lollipops and even had the mood to suggest that Master Chocoindryice chewed the sticks of the lollipops due to his high stress. Perhaps due to his high dosage of vitamin C more likely..
With trepidation, I continued my hunt for the pest.. To my horror of horrors, there were massive destructions throughout the whole level.. These were what I discovered:- Master Char Mee had her toys on her table lying in disarray and her table mat, messed up and stained with a yellow liquid (which I found out later that it was the culprit's PEE!!!! )
- Master Baby Baby had his packets of Mamee ripped. Some mamee n msg were also strewn on the table and floor
- Master BFG's stuff were on the floor too and there were 3 cockroach legs on his table.
- 3 dustbins with food were toppled over
- Surprisingly, the mouldy coffee beside Master Char Mee's desk was left unscathed too. (Our pest is of a higher class)
- Thankfully, Moi's, Master MadCat's n Master Matrixhamster's desks though messy, were left unscathed (how lucky)
So tell me... with all these evidences, was it really a cockroach empire that attacked the holy site of the Jedis?? I doubt so... I was so certain they were RATS!!!!
I freaked even more.. Lao Lee & Lao Tan decided to call the RATS exterminator. And I promptly went for my R meeting.
After 3 long hours of meeting about R , I feared meeting another R ... RAT or worst.. RATS!!!
Heng, Master BFG came back to do some investigation of his own, on hearing that there were 3 cockroach legs on his table. The Rat Exterminator also arrived.
Through Master BFG's and Lady Rose's wisdom, they reasoned that a rat could not be so agile to jump onto tables and be so violent and extensive in their rampage.... Also 2 new evidences were discovered: Lady Machik discovered some shit near the spiral staircase while a pool of urine was found near the toilet*.
Ah ha!!! A MAD CAT must be on the loose... now it explains how items were pushed down to the floor from the tables and how food stacked up on shelves were taken down. Hmmm how do we explain the cockroach legs then... Perhaps, the cockroaches, the rats and the cat were feasting happily till the cat decided that Jedi food is not enough... Hence, it ate up all the rats, and all the cockroaches and became the sole victor in this hunting game....
Mystery solved... Rat exterminator sent back.... but the Mad Cat is still on the loose.... BEWARE!!!
*We jedis are very civilised so it couldn't be ours
Disclaimer: Any name, situation bearing any resemblance to any living or dead is purely coincidental, purely unintented
Phantom menace is but a scaddy cat. 
